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CELEBRITY REVIEWS brings you reviews of celebrity sex paysites. These sites claim to have nude and sexually-explicit photos of known celebrities. Do they? We go into each site and check out whatis offered and tell you the truth before you spent your hard-earned money. |
Welcome to Celebrity Reviews
Female Celebrities
There are some things I like about Female Celebrities (okay many things) and some things I would like to change about it as well. For instance, they have a boatload of content which is great but finding it can be a little hard at first.
On the first page you see when you have logged in there are too many things going on. You have the search boxes, exclusive features, news, stripped and famous, top 10, movie reviews, TV show schedules and a billion other things and I was just overwhelmed. I didn’t know where to start and I didn’t know what was really what. I wanted to see sex videos and I didn’t know how to find them.
However, if you go into the site knowing what you want to see then it will be a lot simpler. All you have to do then is just type in the title of what you want to see or the name of who and you will be taken to that right away.
There is no way to count the scenes that you get on Female Celebrities. There are some of the hottest celeb sex tapes available for download, such as the Severina one, Carrie Tucker and Pam Anderson, and then there are some of the sex scenes that different female celebs have done during their movies. These are actually some of the hottest, you must check out the Sharon Stone ones, holy!
This covers everyone from sports stars, soap stars, singers, models, TV celebs and of course the Hollywood babes and porn stars. The quality of the different videos and pictures vary depending on their source. Some of the movies are pretty grainy and others are near DVD like quality.
There are also some great bonus features that you get like the XXX feeds and pics and videos. These are hothothot and FREE! Some of these videos are girl on girl, others are anal and sex toy related. There are over 12 pages of these, that is like 180 videos.
The prices for this site are not bad at: $2.95 3-day membership, $29.95 One month membership
When you buy the one month unlimited access membership you will also get unlimited access to these sites: spydorms.com, strippers.com, exwives.com and adultfilmchannels.com.
How great is that? So all in all, this site is okay. I like the content I just wish it was better streamlined and organized.
Celebrities On Net
celebrities on net is the a site that offers tons of photos of the hottest celebrities in their sexiest poses. If you want to completely waste your money, you’ll throw away $24.95 on this worthless site.
I have nothing good to say about this place so here’s what they are offering:
• Nearly 3000 celebrity models.
• More than 120,000 pictures.
• 10 Gb of video content.
• Private celebrity home video.
• Regular updates.
• Easy to use search tool.
First of all, you can easily find all of this on an “easy to use search tool” called Google. Secondly, photos of celebrities in their bathing suits or Oscar dresses are not hard to find. None of these photos are exclusive, it is all just a giant archive of low quality celebrity images taken years ago and most “celebrities” on this site are ones you probably have never heard of. Any fan site will give you a much wider variety of footage for absolutely no money and most of the time, in much higher quality. Some photos on here aren’t even real, and while poorly doctored images of the Olsen twins’ faces placed on Playboy model bodies might tickle your fancy, it’s an easy picture to find anywhere online along with everything else this site offers. These are all pictures stolen from other sites and are in some of the poorest quality I’ve ever seen. Don’t go to this site, don’t go to this site, don’t go to this site. I can’t stress this enough. It’s not worth the time or money. If you want to pay money for some of the latest images of celebrities then go to WireImage, but even those photos can easily be found on free fan sites in a matter of days from the latest events.
celebrities on net is like opening a bad tabloid with dated, grainy photos and lack of actual substance. While they do offer “non-celebrity videos” that come in split clips that are downloadable to your hard drive through WMV format, they are not worth the price you’re paying or for the complete dishonesty that goes along with this site. It’s a complete scam and I feel badly for anyone who got tricked into joining this place.
Male Stars
Male Stars offers up the latest in celebrity photos, and videos. The sites Rates are: $2.95 for a three day trial membership, $29.95 for a thirty day membership.
The site promises videos, pictures and news about our hottest male celebrities, and by gum it delivers. The site itself was a bit overwhelming at first. The layout, while simple, was kind of deceptive in its amount of variety. There was so much to look at.
Let’s dissect the site to get a whole impression. The tabs up along the top are: celebs, athletes, models, singers, soap, flicks, television, quickies, and help. There is also a group of Xtras above them including, XXXpics, XXXvideos, XXXfeeds, and XXXbonus.
The main tabs pretty much cover all the celebrity stuff. You can look by genre, or movie, or whatever to find your particular fantasy star. It includes a lot of news, and updates about the hottest stars, which is cool.
So, basically we cover all the celebrity bases right then and there. Now, don’t be fooled. This site has a lot of information, profiles, reviews, pics, etc of male celeb. Not a lot of it is hardcore, or even nude. When there is a pic, or video available, it is here. When there is none, they don’t resort to badly done photoshop images. This is pretty nice of them. How many other celeb sites have you been to and run into the Frankenstein celebrity nude shot? So badly done that you can see the bolt mark where they affixed the head, not cool.
Now, another cool feature is a search. You can either search by celebrity name, or title. So you could search for umm… Jake Gyllenhaal, just for an example, I’m not obsessed or anything, yeah, that’s it. You would find the bio on good ole Jakey. Hmmm actually now that I’m doing it, I’m finding a few nice shots of the boy. Good board short shots, good promo shots, oh a nice shot of him nude with some bird pushed up against the wall, presumably screwing. I think I saw that movie. OOH I can see his balls! I have wanted to fuck him since Bubble Boy… Well, now that we have my new wallpaper let’s move on.
So to sum it all up, there is a large variety of content, a lot of it celebrity. There is a fair bit of hardcore content involving porn stars, and the usual cam boys to keep your cock nice and red. So, for the three day trial, I don’t see any problems with at least giving them the old college try.
True Celebs
Wow a chance to see naked celebrities, and not in their home movies!!! Onya Paris! This site, True Celebs, contains a collection of all our favourite (good looking ones anyway) actresses and all their goodies on display in one place. This is NOT a site where celebrities heads are attached to naked bodies in various XXX performances so if you are after that, go elsewhere.
Okay what do you get? Well you can check it out yourself for only $4.95 for a 3 day trial, which is good value, or $38.19 for the month. There is just a couple of popups on entering, but you can get rid of them quickly.
There are several areas, Top 10 Nude Movies, Top Nude Actresses, Daily Nude Review, Rate the Nude Movie, Directories, Editorials, Archives, Toy Store, Hall of Fame, Nudity in Film, and of course everyone’s favourite, Customer Service (for once I would love to ring them and hear, all our operators are busy now in a staff orgy, please leave a message and we will get back to you shortly).
Navigation is easy, and everything loads quite quickly even on dialup. Once you find your favourite movie or actress, there are bios and pictures of the nude scenes for you to view. Some hot actresses of course have not gone the buff, so for these you have shots of them in bikinis, etc. No videos, just pictures on this site.
You can also rate the movies yourself, and as such this is how the Top 10 Nude Movies are decided. So you to can vote for your favourite.
Each actress really only has a couple of shots from each movie, so the amount of content of each individual one is not fantastic, but, there are heaps of hot, luscious celebs to choose from.
I think that the trial period would be enough for most people, and for novelty factor is good fun.
